It's a good bet that most Western Pennsylvanians have no idea who Chet Beiler and Jim Cawley are -- they're Republicans running for Lt. Gov. -- but who cares. Get a load of this actual, real-life TV advertisement:

As long as we're writing about the race, here's another (Web) ad from Russ Diamond:

And of course Daryl Metcalfe on Fox News, on "illegal alien invaders":